This post comes with a bonus scavenger hunt question:
How many Julia Roberts references can I make in 800 words or less?
Ready. Set. GO.
Once upon a time there was a girl who knew only two things for certain:
1. Calling her an awful liar didn’t even begin to cover it because the reality was she didn’t see the point in lying and instead walked around like her life was an open blog.
2. If she didn’t start writing soon, she would implode because you can only tell the same stories to your friends so many times before they crowd fund a
trip to Italy, India and Indonesia therapist for you.
Spoiler alert: that girl is me.
So here we are on the five month anniversary of Terrible Poker Face, and I have huge, FANTASTIC news for you… (more…)