Rejected titles for this post include:
- This is Thirty
- Stay Home Moms and Vodka Chuggers Deserve More Respect
- Where is Sex and The City: Season 7 When You Need It?
For Spring Break my senior year of college, thirty or so friends of mine and I went on a six day booze cruise through the Caribbean. It was full of the typical Spring Break fanfare – smuggling alcohol onto the ship, excessive amounts hot tub make-outs, drinking mystery booze from a man with a whistle, half naked dancing on beaches, and I’m pretty sure I made out with someone in order to get shots at what I later found out was an open bar beach party.
I’m nothing if not classy. (more…)